Apparently, this year's christmas is a very special one for me with someone special celebrating the world's last Christmas (Hope this shit will not come true.). God knows why it's special and you shouldn't be so k-poh until i tell you to be so. HA! (:
Anyway, i am wondering now how Lady Gaga will celebrate her Christmas. Crazy stuffs like launching herself into the air and just die? Or maybe put her head into the lion's mouth without unprofessional's help and lost a head. Oh my goodness, can't imagine her gaga-ness to everything.
Anyway, kids out there who're reading my blog and can't go out to celebrate, fucking stay at home and nua. You kids should deserve this torture until you're old enough (20 years old) to go out and go have sex. Yes. Party and have sex (Will not really happen in Singapore though.).
Mom's out there reading my blog? I should say don't read it is better. Invest your time on cooking some nice meal for your family instead of disgusting once (If you normally cook disgusting foods.)!! Moms should go get presents for their kids now too. GO GO YOU BIMBOS! (Kids, should thank me for reminding your parents for your present.)
Saying so much CRAP, where am i going to celebrate? Honestly, I don't know.
I'll surely not go Orchard to get sprayed by fucking idiots out there and turn out to look like i got strike by mother nature after a down pour. Worst still, people may squeeze/touch your golden butt and act like bumb chi bong like as if he/she never touch it. What the fish?
I think everyone should like stay at home and kiss and that's all. LOL? (If you are attached.) Or maybe stay at home to celebrate with your friends with tidbits and soft drinks having movie marathon! Good idea. (: Hope it'll rain @ Orchard and everyone there will DIEEEEE. (:
Bye peeps! :DD
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