Sunday, August 30, 2009

Back to Malaysia!


Today I had my worst morning! ): I actually thought today was weekday? Then i was shocked & awake to prepare to go to school. STUPID ME!

After thinking when sitting on my bed, i came to realise today i have to go support my sister in the colouring competition held Malaysia. -,-


So on our way to Malaysia, quite a lot of things happening in the car & outside the car. haha! But let's just cut the crap & go straight to the point of my sister's funny colouring competition held in Malaysia.

When i was there, i am very excited because i can get to see loads of excited little kids waiting for the competition to start! there's food store and other stores opening too! (:

So i was kind of bored after awhile looking at those excited little kids. I went to the BIG MIRROR outside the toilet & took some retard shoots! :D [ I'm Fat! ): ]


Walking down so take a look at all the stores.. Some sell sweets, some even sell cloths! Can you believe it? HAHA!

They have a very interesting way of collecting coupons. :p Their coupons are printed in heart shapes. 1 heart shape represents 1 ringet. CUTE! :D


After buying a few packet of sweets & come ah-li-ba-ba stuffs, we went to the place where kids are to assemble & get ready for the colouring competition.

They're really on budget. Why i say that? Applicants have to bring their own table & chair! WTF!! I'm seriously laughing my lungs out out of that man! I've never seen this kind of situation before where the organisers don't provide tables & chairs! LOL!


This is one of my cute cousin! :D He loves to eat like me! But one different thing is, he will not grow fat! So good! ):


My poor sister have to colour on the floor now.. Sighss..

After finihing her colouring, we actually sat down & eat, sing, play, watch etc etc... I actually slept half way through because it is damn tiring!!! I woke up at 6 leh!! I slept at 3 last night la! WTF!


I've found out that my sister is not really talented in art like me. She's more into academic type. My brother? He's clever academically & computer games. LOL!

******

Frankly saying, whatever you say don't really hit me. You look to highly of yourself which i don't think you're any better. No one is perfect neither are you or me. Don't type the words as if you're so perfect that you have the rights to criticize people.

I'm a gay, bitch, slut, whore, bastard, idiot or whatever you can think of. It's none of your business. I guess you'll have to care about how you look first before you correct other people's appearance. Or maybe, learn how to appreciate what's inside rather then the outside.

Giving the term "ah-pu-neh-neh" don't give me a title of racist because i have Indian friends too & i like to talk to them too. What makes you think i'm a racist? Learn to read please.

Friday, August 28, 2009

THE WHOOPING FEVER : THE SCHOOL's OUT EDITION


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Monday, August 31, 2009 at 8:30pm
End Time:
Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 3:00am
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Street:
Tanjong Pagar Street 21
City/Town:
Singapore, Singapore


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Get booked by our very own Discipline Mistress if you do not perform up to standards –winks-

Be prepared for a hellacious ass-whipping as you witness these hot voluptuous ladies oops, STUDENTS we mean shake their booty !

For the ladies keep those uniforms clean from drool as you brace yourselves for the various cute boys escaping from the Discipline Master!
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No no, not 1, not 2 not 3, but 4 Head Prefects will be parading, watching out for you naughty kids on the prowl!

Catch The School Nerd, The Jock, The Monitor, The Punk, The Quirk, The Musician!
It’s a reunion I say!


With Dj Discipline and HOD MCee Fai to run the night, what, or who could cause mischief and take over this school !(or so we think.)

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Actually you can don't wear your school uniform la. ((: Hope to see you guys there! ((:

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Before i start anything...



Just want to warn all peeps out there to keep their mouth shut. (: Either commenting or spreading stuffs.

1) You don't look good neither.
2) At least when i act cute in my pictures, it turns out quite nice. Yours? Shit.
3) If you're jealous about either me or my friend talking to the person you like. Just say it. We'll not hesitate to not talk to him. I know you're jealous. The word is pasted on your damn face.
4) Look at the mirror before you comment on whoever you're trying to comment on. Open your eyes wide enough because i don't think you can see that people look way better then you.


Messages above are not specifically talking about anyone neither is it defaming someone particularly. Whatever insults you hurl at me only shows your inproficiency and limitation of vocabulary.


******


Tomorrow I'll be meeting up with Kelly & JingYi. (: So tired of all the intensive programmes. It's killing me. All the practice papers starts to appear to me like a scary monster hunting for answers. -,-


Worst thing is, teachers love to add time to the particular period. Meaning? The period for his/her lesson is 2 hours. He/She loves to add 5 to 10 min to make us suffer like crazy kids seeing circles in our eyes. @.@


Hope tomorrow will be a better day as it's a shorter day! (: I'll be released from school at 12 plus? (:

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Another Saturday Is Over..

Yesterday was another typical saturday for me where I go out with Kelly, Ailin & Danny. But before i go out, i have one special 'treat' i should say. :D

I've got my personal & own hair stylist! WOOHOO! Haha! :D Jealous don't cha! ((:



So after the 30 min of hair styling i guess? Kelly & I head off to Lot1 to find Ailin & Danny. ((: On our way to Lot1, Kelly is patting her foundation on her face in the bus! Ha!


So before we saw each other & I'm helping kelly to tweet, Ailin & Danny came! I'm damn excited what we'll do for this saturday. ((:


So we headed to KFC at first & wanting to have KFC as our lunch. Who knows? We saw a KFC crew, on his way to don't-know-where, he is digging his nose while walking la! WTF! So we changed our mind, we go to the food court.



For me, i only have like 2 small chinese dumblings? And i am already very full. I'm too lazy to upload the photos of the foods la.. If i were to upload all the photos, there are TONS of them okay!


After we have finish our lunch, we headed to Lot1 Cotton On. It's damn funny inside because Danny is very inconsiderate? I forced him to eat Halls because he don't know how to tolerate minty sweet. HAHA!

So the inconsiderate part is, he place the sweet rapper onto one of the shorts in Cotton On! WTF! And we make alot of joke out of that. Okay we are stupid. haha!



After going to Cotton On, we are ready to go ORCHARD! :D So damn flaking happy. HAHA! While we are waiting for the train & on the way to Orchard Road, we are madly pressing the capture button of my camera!











This is not really all of the photos, I'm lazy to upload all! :p There are tons of them okay, i have to spend like hours & hours & ages to uplod it! :l


When we are at cineleasure, we went to e-max where there is one corner, they have one small kiddy playground. We played there! :p We even see quite alot of handsome guys there. Ailin was like "Eh, the one with the white polo damn shuai please!" HAHAHAHA!!!!! I think he look damn evilish? Or Ah beng? Ek!











So after our fucking fun time at the playground while waiting for our movie to start, Orphan, we headed to the counter to buy pop-corns! :D

I've got to say that all Teenagers out there that is 16 years old & above!!

TAKE NOTE!!!!


Don't miss this movie, Orphan!!
There's some sexual content in it & it's kind of scarry & sick movie! I bet guys that love BLOOD will like this movie! HAHA! ((:


After our movie, kelly headed back home & danny went to past something to his friend in pasir ris. So? Left me & Ailin again.. Never changes all these days.. Ailin & I will always be left last in the end everytime when we go out.


So we decied to anyhow-anyhow walk in orchard & we decided in the end that we go to City Hall! ((: We went to Suntec & have funn! Arcade & what not.. Ailin even bought two shoes! One for herself & one 'for her mom'. HA!

And guess what?! She only bought two shoes & this is how long the receipt is!

Totally wasting paper la!!! Like two shoes? Then they print so many ah-li-ba-ba uselss words for what? I find it useless la. -,- It's like the paper you can cover your whole mouth to become a mask already please! -,-


In the end of the day, comments i gotten was like now i look like Randy Toh. -,-


None of the photos here looks like him.. Some of them that i never post here do really look like him when i take a closer look.. -,-


Totally damn random face i have.. -,-


First, i look like Benjamin Toh. Now i look like Randy Toh. Next who? Can't imagine all the stupid comments that will be rushing in in the end.. god..

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Embarrassing or what?!

Today was totally a funny & embarrassing day for me!


Funny is because my mates & I were playing like MAD during recess & it's total chaos. HAHA! Some retards eventually thought that i am a loner & followed them.. -,-

Ouh please, Yaojie was at 4N2? She don't want to eat? & I don't feel like going into 4N2 for today, that's why i accompanied the others! :DD


As i was saying, my mates & i was playing is a very retarded spring! How cool! HAHA! I asked her to pull the spring & not to let go of it. But she was so damn fucking afraid that it will hurt her, she pull while scream "No No No~ Ah!"


HAHAHA!!!! She even let go the god damn spring!! WTF! PAIN PLEASE! GHAA!!!


This is the funn part. The embarrassing part is!


When i was on my way to the class when we are having our recess, my DM, i think? He called me to follow him to the General Office.


At first was like, uh? Did i do any thing wrong? So i kind of spring myself slowly to the office. Who knows! It was actually the incident of the writing of letters during lesson time with a girl!


WHAT DA!!!!!!


Kind of stupid though, the content in it is dumb! HAHA!! It included "rape, virginity, anal & more..."


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Cool enough, my DMs says that this can be considered as police report.

WTH?!?! MAD? Write these words or even share it with my friend also can be a police report! -,-


Plus, they even said they wanted to tell my parents about it... HELLO? Trying to like get into my freakin life? You even want to control who i am talking to?

I never even got into sexual activities, what's there to be afraid of? WTF la! -,-


I know school is like trying to like teach us the correct thing? But to me, it's more like controlling our freakin interesting life lor! They trying to like make our life boring or what? -,-


& guess what? I only left a few weeks to my 'N' levels & they want me to go counselling!


FUNNY!

Seriously, I DON'T EVEN HAVE PROBLEM, COUNSELLING WHAT?!


I told this to one of my 'O' level friend & she even scold my school for being stupid. It's like, left only 1 week la! Counselling for what? Why don't let us like concentrate on our studies? I FAILED A LOT OF SUBJECTS FOR GOD SAKE! -,-


Also, the reason why i wrote the letter to the girl is to let us be awake! At least we can listen to something rather then being a dead corps sleeping on the table right?! -,-


Next thing i want to rant about is Chinese!!!


Today i was telling my friend this "Who the fuck go create all these ah-ji-ba-lang chinese words that is so ah-li-ba-ba?"


Surprisingly, he was laughing like hell with this sentence, i don't know why.


Then he go on telling me about who is the first human in this world. WTH?!?!? Totally no link?! Never even answer my question la!


So i went to do a research on it, it says that Chinese words have over 4,500 years of history!


SIAO OR NOT?!


CLICK THIS for more info. ((:


So! Again, they never tell who is the fuckers who invented Chinese words! Maybe their bodies are no where to be found, that's why no DNA. HAHA!


Why do that even want to create Chinese words in the first places? Because they are drawing? Or they wanted to find something interesting to do then ended up wanting to be a professors & be famous?


Too bad historians didn't have their names.. Sad..


All thanks to them that people who hate Chinese & they are Chinese have to learn Chinese..
But they are clever enough to spend loads of time to invent so many ah-li-ba-ba words lor!

So don't hate them now. They're clever!


No doubt i pass? But still hate it.. The words are like ah-li-ba-ba! So difficult to write lor! English is way better. ((:

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Summarized.


Don't really have time for my blogg recently because my 'N' levels are like 3 weeks away! Totally have not much time now..


Saw my prelim examinations results & i was totally appalled by all the numbers on the papers. Some was just a few marks away to passing grade & there's two, which is my science, they are 15 marks away from passing grade. How embarrassing that it. -,-


I kind of deserve it though because i was not really into studying but shopping. -,- HELL YEA!


I guess I'll be focusing more on my sciences rather then my Chinese because surprisingly, i pass my Chinese. -,-


Next week, we'll have INTENSIVE PROGRAMME again. & worst is, the whole week, we only focus 3 subject! I bet it'll be boring & brain wrecking. -,-


Sooner or later, I'll be uploading more photos! Omg, so many photos have not been shown.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Keyboard Warrior

ur mom fly away: What a loser name.
Hey you want find trouble right go http://ilovetotouch.blogspot.com !
I, KELLY NG WAN YI is more than willing to entertain you
this loser. If you think one of me is not enough I'll find
more people to entertain you. You thought you're a keyboard
warrior ar! Dare write your name la. Hum ar! Dare come meet
me out la. Talk one to one. Tried bully Andric and you will see,
what I'll do. Practically I just think you're jealous about him,
because you don't have what he have. Hey you this freak, don't
be a loser behind computer. Write your NAME down!

I'm waiting for you this loser to visit my blog. Make me famous, IDIOT!
BYE BYE!

Singapore Toy Games & Comic Convention 2009


On Sunday, went down to suntec with kelly to find my sister cousin. Before we reach suntec, i saw my cousin behind me on the escalator listening to her music. So darn happy at that time.


She was one of the top 6 finalist who got into Play Babe Competition & she didn't win. Guess who win? I think you'll guess the one at the extream right one right?

Nope.


The winner is the one at the extream left. How cool. She's not even prettier then any of the contestant lor. -,- Whatever.

My cousin's friend [extream right] & my cousin was being madly crazy helping people to pose for their photo taking.

Funniest thing is, the winner don't really have photographers to take photo for/with her. But my cousin's friend, amanda, which is the one at the extream right, and my cousin. Both have loads of people crouding around them taking photos of them. WHAT DA HELL!


Totally pity the winner. HAHA! :D


At the fair, i found my favourate charracter! MARIO! OH MY GOSH~
They look madly cute! :D

My AiZai cousin. (:



This is the girl that i kept looking at. [left] She look like Guo MeiMei!
WTH!! She's pretty aren't she?! :D

This is Amanda! (:
Totally can't believe her age. Kelly & i was shocked by the difference between her looks & her age.
YOU PWN, AMANDA!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Play Babe Competition On Sunday!



Yes! I'm very comfirm that I'll be at Suntec Convention Centre! :D


Start : 1.30 P.M. to 5 P.M.
Date: 17th Aug 09 [On Sunday!]



So be remember to bring your cameras & yourself & your friends down to Suntec Convention Centre to take a look at the competition! :D

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My Orange Mate! :D


Wakaaaaaaaa!! Darn happy on sunday because i found one mate that love orange a lot too!

I don't really know him much when we first met. On sunday, it's the second time we meet! :D His name is Brandon & i'm very jealous of him!!

1) He have more Orange stuff then me!!!! [Gonna beat him on that soon!]
2)He's RICH ASS! [Can't beat him on that until i grow up! HA!]
3)He's Pretty boy! WTF! His eye lashes is like fake once!
4)What else?! Energy la! He can shop from morning until night but NOT TIRED!


This is how cool he is! Too bad, you can't get to know him because he's mine! HAAA!!


Soon enough, we'll go out again! WOOTS! ((:

Monday, August 10, 2009

Life Drama.



Haven't been having good mood since yesterday night. Crying on the phone with kelly accompany me yesterday night. Thought & talked a lot. But today, the tears & pain are not gone.

Haven't been so weak for the past few years already. But didn't know why I'm so useless now adays.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

House turning into mental hospital soon..



Totally is totally a boring day please! Didn't go out because my mom said that my grandma & uncle's family is coming..


So what i do the whole day? Computer Computer Computer.. Bored to the max please!


But something interesting popped up! HOHO!

Went to watch videos & caught up with on named "Bored & Cum in Bus". Shocking part is..


It is from Singaporeans!


Since when Singaporeans are so daring & open? LAWL!


The guys seriously cum in the bus la! Wonder how he got high.. -,- It's like he videoing the empty seats & i was wondering if he got high because of the seats.. HAHA!


I've been chatting with Fauzi Rassul recently.. Actually he is not a bitchy person.. He's like us, crazy, retarded & funny..

I should say i am more retarded then him.. Because he kept on laughing about what i say.. Bluu..


Anyway, back to what i want to say.

My grandma & Uncle, & his family is coming in a few hours & my house will turn into mental hospital soon! Why?


My cousins will be shouting like "Ahhh!! Eeeee!! Wooo!! *Criesss* Ahh!!"

Gosh.. Can you imagine how many noises you can hear? Totally spin your head like no mother's busines.. -,-

Worst thing is.. They are going to sleep with me in my room!!

Halelujah!!!



I don't need to have a nice sleep already.. Or should i say, I'll be using the computer in the mid-night.. -,-

Using computer durning the night hours is also a very boring thing... Everyone is sleeping, you're the only retard online doing nothing but staring at the darn screen like "uhhhh? Hi? Yes? Anyone?"


How retard can that be? God.. -,-

Don't tell me to play audi or maple or even habbo.. LAME!


Dancing using pixel because you're too fat to dance? God! Geta live.. Fat people can dance thmselves la! -,-

Killing monsters because in real life you can kill anyone? This shows that you totally have brains! You can kill the insects! -,-

Habbo? Don't even need to say! It's closed during the mid-night hours!

STUPID FOOLS!



Okay.. Don't tell me to facebook.. There isn't anyone too..


Plus, all the lame games in Facebook are just perpatually wasting our precious time! Play for fun is okay.. But i can see people like in their 20s or 30s are more addicted to them game then the people that are age between 10 to 20!

WTH is happen to our world?!?!?


Mothers & Fathers out there? Are you showing good example to your god damn kids? Calling up your kids during offcice hours to just call them to harvest?!

WHAT A JOKE!

Can anyone tell me are your parents addicted to games like this?

If yes, please comment!!! GODNNESS!! -,-

Friday, August 7, 2009

Remember to Smile Always! :D


Alrighty! Today is National Day Celebration for all school i guess? Not really fun though but i know that one of my friend is damn sad now So all these photos is especially for her!

TONG EN!

BUT! Also not forget about you guys [My Readers] la! Haha! Miss you guys loads! Do send me some random photos if you have! :DD